Monday, 4 May 2015

Drunks, Soup Kitchens, Women Criteria

Tonight on Jake's Showcase http://youtube.com/JakesShowcase my video "Jake Johnston - "Flirt, Flirt, Flirt" https://youtu.be/G7r4KE-AU0w is at 306 Views 14 Likes 2 Dislikes. Yesterday Sunday was a very good day for the second Sunday in a row numbers yet to post.  Seems as the drunk arise Sunday they gravitate to my drinking videos.
More network chiropractic today and I went chair hunting. Want to finish this back thing this week. I was looking for a chair that I could easily lay my feet on the ground, was soft plastic rounded back, stationary and ideally free. Harder then you might think do to my small size to easily find. I searched 5 places.
The first and most notable was the Church where I had gone to for a soup kitchen dinner on Saturday where they had such a chair and I went and asked if I could have one, if they could donate me one and they declined. The actually chair stores were way to expensive and the chairs were just ever slightly too big anyway for me to easily place my feet on the ground with a small enough butt. I got a cheap lawn chair for $10 that's working pretty good tonight.
The reason the church was notable, a place of charity....ah humm people, was as I was leaving they were about to begin an AA meeting. Well in the past, last time over seven years ago now, I had attended this Monday step group which was held upstairs.
As I approached my car I had a smoke, don't like smoking in the car. A sharp older looking Mercedes S300 pulled up in front of my car which I admired, a classic older style. I watched who was getting out.
From the passagers side out step a tall hot blond of yesteryear, likely early 40's. Her long blond hair flowed haphazardly, her long tall lean body showed reminements of previous shine and her bright disastrous shiny lipstick and way too much makeup done in haste, showed a passing remembrance of former sex appeal. She was a complete mess, may have still been drunk or hung over. The beat up old drunk blond women, stumbling to an AA meeting again, still not quite able to kick it. Surely she was an absolute stunner in her day, but was beat by the bottle, and still couldn't find her way out.
She was being led from the lady whom emerged from the drivers side. A medium short slightly older brunette, a real sergent look who didn't have much time for me complimenting her car. They were obviously late to the meeting by about 7 minutes.
Hey, it's a tough life, when you just can't quite kick it. The story's been told a hundred thousand times before. You see, it goes on. Time goes on, women's beauty fades, but bottle, the addictions, they will stay bringing disaster with them. I hope for those with substance abuse issues, they can be ended as soon as possible to avoid these terrible times.
I am so glad I'm not drunk tonight.
In other news still dining at the soup kitchens for the moment, there is a city meal calendar which gives the locations of the where the dinners are being held for that day which I am following religiously. Most who are there are addicted, mentally ill, handicapped....ect. In the past when drinking was my issue these were terrible times but really after being 5 Years sober I'm the happiest clearest person there by a mile. The soup kitchen people love me.
I determined the number one thing I'm looking for in a women is Pursues Me Very Noticeably Following Me Around, Initiating repeated Conversations, Calls, Texts, Messages, Coming Over To My Place Unannounced. Number 2. Exceptionally Hot and Beautiful. The list goes on but that's a start.
Yep, that's how I'll know.....Ahh, the life and times of the one and only Jake Johnston
 Have a Wonderful Day or Night Fans,
Jake Johnston jakesshowcase@gmail.com

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